I know, you’ve been worrying about what to get me for Christmas, and with just a few days left until the blessed event, the stress is becoming unbearable. Relax – I’m here to help. I am one of the millions of people who love the edges of brownies. I’d much rather have a piece from … More Last Minute Christmas Gift Idea

This past summer, I was driving down the highway listening to Q, and Jian opening the show by saying “With just a few months left in this decade…”. I nearly slammed on the brakes, perhaps in some subconscious way thinking that by slowing down the car, I could also slow down the passage of time. … More Not Another Decade

We were sitting down for dinner earlier this week and I asked the boys what they wanted for Christmas. A said “I want a Blackberry”. K said “I want an iPod”. Where did my little boys and their Thomas train sets go? At the tender age of six, A has become addicted to my Blackberry. … More Another Blackberry Addict

When I finally take my place as lord and master of this fair country, my first order of business will be a series of measures designed to eliminate the horrifying exploitation of Christmas currently on display. The Repatriation of Christmas Act will include, but not be limited to, the following: 1. There shall be no … More Repatriation of Christmas Act

I was wandering through Farm Boy the other day picking up some groceries, when I came across the latest miracle food – Organic Batter Blaster. It’s exactly what it looks like – pancake batter in a can. It was even on sale, so I figured I’d be stupid not to try it out. After all, … More Pancake Batter Blaster