I think most of us have recordings in our possession that we’re embarrassed about. I was going through my modest collection recently and found a few shockingly awful CD’s. In a short-sighted move that may permanently damage my career in the music business, I’m going to share some of these abominations with y’all in the coming weeks.
Exhibit A – James Galway’s Wind of Change
Why do some great players do stupid things? Take Sir James, “The Man with the Golden Flute”. He’s a virtuoso flute player, a legend who has performed with practically all of the world’s great orchestras. He also appears to be a musician of questionable taste.
I don’t have a problem with cross-over artists if there is some measure of artistic integrity in what they’re doing. I imagine it can feel constricting after years of performing the same narrowly-defined repertoire, so it’s understandable if a musician wants to pursue an interesting project in a different genre.
Some of Jimmy’s choices, however, seem to be driven by pure commercial greed. Take Wind of Change, his truly craptacular recording of pop songs. Backed by a few synths and a drum machine, Sir James performs hits such as Tears in Heaven, I Just Called to Say I Love You, and Holding Back the Years. When the elevator takes you down to Hell, this is the music you’ll be hearing.
The best song has to be the title track. Yes, it’s the same Wind of Change that was a big hit for German rockers Scorpions. I find it difficult to believe that Sir James heard the original on the radio one day and thought “Wow, what a great whistling part, I must apply my lifetime of practice and experience to mastering it.”
A short digression – Galway conducted the NAC Orchestra on a U.S. tour back in the 80’s. I’m a little fuzzy on the details, but it sounds like he was a disaster on the podium. I heard the musicians held a secret rehearsal without him just to make sure they could get through the concerts. That is scary (and funny)…
Anyway, you’re probably wondering why I bought this huge hunk of cheese. The truth is, I didn’t buy it. I was surprised to find it in my possession, and then tried to blame B for bringing this evil into our house. I mean, just imagine the permanent damage it could inflict on our kids if they accidentally heard his version of When a Man Loves a Woman.
It turns out the disc came from my dad’s collection. I’ve come to grips with this by convincing myself that Columbia House sent it to him by accident and he never got the chance to send it back. One can hope.
3 thoughts on “CD Confessions”
Hey The Dearlove: I do remember your father having that CD in his collection. I recall a conversation we had one time at his house and I do belive he tried to pawn the “evil” disc onto Kelly. We were going to trade him for a Zamfir CD, but I think he already had it…. Perhaps you’d better check your collection further. Take care- Paul & Kelly
I had 3 Yanni CDs. I think that I bought one of them (hate to admit that) but then, for some reason, my friends thought that I couldn’t live without a couple more. They are no longer in my possession. Funny, I really can live without Yanni.
Upon further investigation we found the following in our collection:
The Bulgarian Throat Singers- “Tribute to Pavarotti”…
The Royal Australian National Didgeridoo Orchestra ” Complete works of Beethoven Symphonies”…
Oscar Peterson plays: ” Music from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood” and my personal favourite. The Edinborough Bagpipe Consort playing the hits of Leonard Cohen…. I can’t wait for a reissue of Pat Boones ” Smoke on the Water”… a classic- Paul & Kelly