I pretty much know who my regular readers are by virtue of their IP address, location, and service provider. The Friar’s in Calgary, Kelly’s in Vancouver, Kyle visits using the Government of Ontario system, etc.
I do have one regular visitor that I can’t figure out, and it’s been driving me crazy. Someone visits from an IP address registered to the Bank of Montreal in Toronto. Who are you? Could you leave a comment so the mystery is solved?
Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
dearlove.ca 
Don’t do it, Mystery Writer! A little mystery is good. Don’t give in. Just say no.
Hey, Mr. / Mrs. BMO – I know you visited again this morning. Ignore the Friar and identify yourself immediately.
I know your IP address is 198.96.180., you visited this morning at 10:09, stayed for 6’59”, and went to four pages. You’re running Windows 2000, your browser is Explorer 6.0, and your screen resolution is set to 1024 x 768.
I even know you visited this comment page before finishing your visit.
Now tell me your name, dammit!
The mystery has been solved.
Don’t worry, Mr. N, your secret is safe with me. Please don’t stop visiting – everyone’s welcome.