Monthly Archives: May 2009

BOGO. Those four little letters are driving me crazy. Every store I walk past seems to have BOGO plastered all over its windows. I know times are tough and retailers have to be creative. The idea of “Buy one, get … Continue reading →

During the festival I accompanied some artists to the PM’s home for a nice reception. In honour of this momentous occassion, the official photographer took a great picture of me and Mrs. Harper (hint: look for the red arrows). I … Continue reading →

After seeing this clip, I have immediately started a world-wide search for eight talented and beautiful women to play marimba in my new ensemble. The most beautiful one shall shake her maracas in an erotic manner. I also need one … Continue reading →

I’m not a big fan of math these days. The more I think about it, the more I think we’d all be better off without the whole numbers thing – they’re nothing but trouble. For example, math tells me my … Continue reading →

I was out for a walk this morning, I noticed the following sign at KFC. “OPEN EARLY MOTHERS DAY” Thank God. I’ve been stressing about what to serve B for breakfast tomorrow, and KFC came to the rescue. After nearly … Continue reading →