BOGO. Those four little letters are driving me crazy. Every store I walk past seems to have BOGO plastered all over its windows. I know times are tough and retailers have to be creative. The idea of “Buy one, get one free” is great. For some reason, shortening Buy One Get One to BOGO just … More Things I Hate Part IV

During the festival I accompanied some artists to the PM’s home for a nice reception. In honour of this momentous occassion, the official photographer took a great picture of me and Mrs. Harper (hint: look for the red arrows). I shall treasure it always.

After seeing this clip, I have immediately started a world-wide search for eight talented and beautiful women to play marimba in my new ensemble. The most beautiful one shall shake her maracas in an erotic manner. I also need one crazy-looking guy to slap the bass. Together we shall set the music world on fire … More Marimbamania

I’m not a big fan of math these days. The more I think about it, the more I think we’d all be better off without the whole numbers thing – they’re nothing but trouble. For example, math tells me my oldest son will turn 6 in 5 days. In 3 years he will be 9, … More I Hate Math

I was out for a walk this morning, I noticed the following sign at KFC. “OPEN EARLY MOTHERS DAY” Thank God. I’ve been stressing about what to serve B for breakfast tomorrow, and KFC came to the rescue. After nearly eight years of wedded bliss, I know my wife pretty well, and I’m sure she’ll … More Best Mothers Day Ever