I was out for a walk this morning, I noticed the following sign at KFC.
“OPEN EARLY MOTHERS DAY”
Thank God. I’ve been stressing about what to serve B for breakfast tomorrow, and KFC came to the rescue. After nearly eight years of wedded bliss, I know my wife pretty well, and I’m sure she’ll love waking up to the sweet smell of a 17-piece bucket of the Colonel’s finest.