I’m not sure how this happened, but apparently the summer passed me by. I thought it was just getting started, but my local American Eagle Outfitters store has a big “Summer End Sale On Now” sign in the window. This sucks, as I haven’t even started my vacation yet.Any bets on when the first “Back … More Bye Bye Summer
Over the last few years, I have noticed a disturbing trend. Clothes seem to be getting smaller, resulting in a much higher incidence of exposed flesh. Parts of the body that used to be revealed only to doctors and spouses are now on display for all to see.I can only conclude that we are facing … More The Great Fabric Shortage
Pussycat Dolls: Search for the Next Doll – worst show ever. It is a damning indictment of our society that millions of dollars are spent producing crap like this. I’m embarrassed that I even know this show exists. Shame, shame, shame.
Can we, as a society, agree on a date after which one cannot use “Happy New Year” as a greeting? I passed an acquaintance in the hall yesterday and was met with a half-hearted “Happy New Year”.I found it really odd that on January 18 I would still be hearing those words. A few years … More A Moratorium on New Year’s Greetings