And the Winner Is…

It’s over, people. America has spoken, and they have overwhelmingly chosen Barack Obama as the next President of the United States. You may think I’m crazy for calling the election this early. Most of the major media outlets have said they won’t call it until 8:00 pm this evening at the earliest, and many said … More And the Winner Is…

Dearlove.ca Endorses…

With election day in the U.S. just days away, I thought it was time to formally announce the official dearlove.ca endorsement. This has been a tight race between two electrifying candidates, and after careful consideration, I and my team of pundits and political analysts have finally made a decision. Now, I know the Democratic Party’s … More Dearlove.ca Endorses…

Failure to Flush

Allow me to diverge from my usual high-minded subject matter and raise an issue that has been bugging me of late. There exists in our society a significant number of men who appear either unwilling or unable to flush the toilet after they have concluded their daily constitutional. This is becoming an epidemic of biblical … More Failure to Flush

Rockton World’s Fair

On last weekend’s beautiful Thanksgiving Sunday, we headed off to the Rockton World’s Fair. For 156 years, the fair has drawn crowds from throughout the area to its extensive agricultural displays, baked goods competitions, and games of chance and skill. For the past year, A has been thinking about the fair and one attraction in … More Rockton World’s Fair