A certain national arts institution confirmed this week that it was facing a significant financial problem for the next two seasons. With a looming budget deficit of nearly $4 million for next year, the institution has no choice but to cut 40 positions, largely through attrition and voluntary departures. The story has been covered by … More These People Can Read?

Among my many flaws is a somewhat compulsive need to maintain a clean and orderly home. It is practically impossible for me to go to bed if there are dirty dishes stacked on the counter. I get an adrenaline rush from eliminating clutter, and it pains me to see Cheerios scattered beneath the kitchen table. … More Next to Godliness

BOGO. Those four little letters are driving me crazy. Every store I walk past seems to have BOGO plastered all over its windows. I know times are tough and retailers have to be creative. The idea of “Buy one, get one free” is great. For some reason, shortening Buy One Get One to BOGO just … More Things I Hate Part IV

During the festival I accompanied some artists to the PM’s home for a nice reception. In honour of this momentous occassion, the official photographer took a great picture of me and Mrs. Harper (hint: look for the red arrows). I shall treasure it always.

After seeing this clip, I have immediately started a world-wide search for eight talented and beautiful women to play marimba in my new ensemble. The most beautiful one shall shake her maracas in an erotic manner. I also need one crazy-looking guy to slap the bass. Together we shall set the music world on fire … More Marimbamania