During the festival I accompanied some artists to the PM’s home for a nice reception. In honour of this momentous occassion, the official photographer took a great picture of me and Mrs. Harper (hint: look for the red arrows). I shall treasure it always.

After seeing this clip, I have immediately started a world-wide search for eight talented and beautiful women to play marimba in my new ensemble. The most beautiful one shall shake her maracas in an erotic manner. I also need one crazy-looking guy to slap the bass. Together we shall set the music world on fire … More Marimbamania

I’m not a big fan of math these days. The more I think about it, the more I think we’d all be better off without the whole numbers thing – they’re nothing but trouble. For example, math tells me my oldest son will turn 6 in 5 days. In 3 years he will be 9, … More I Hate Math

I was out for a walk this morning, I noticed the following sign at KFC. “OPEN EARLY MOTHERS DAY” Thank God. I’ve been stressing about what to serve B for breakfast tomorrow, and KFC came to the rescue. After nearly eight years of wedded bliss, I know my wife pretty well, and I’m sure she’ll … More Best Mothers Day Ever

On Tuesday, a festival called BC Scene will take over Ottawa for 13 days. It’s a celebration of British Columbia arts and culture, and features the province’s best musicians, actors, dancers, choreographers, writers, visual and media artists, and chefs. It’s going to be a busy two weeks, with 90 different events taking place around town. … More BC Scene