Monthly Archives: November 2009

When I finally take my place as lord and master of this fair country, my first order of business will be a series of measures designed to eliminate the horrifying exploitation of Christmas currently on display. The Repatriation of Christmas … Continue reading →

I was wandering through Farm Boy the other day picking up some groceries, when I came across the latest miracle food – Organic Batter Blaster. It’s exactly what it looks like – pancake batter in a can. It was even … Continue reading →