This is such a momentous day for all of humankind – if only there was some way I could remember it forever. Fortunately, I was watching CBC Newsworld and my prayers were answered with this timely advertisement. Now, everyone can own a piece of history by purchasing the Historic Victory Plate.
The website describes this beautiful momento as “a priceless work of art featuring the triumphant President-Elect surrounded by the American flag and spectacular fireworks celebration.” I was worried about the priceless part because that sounds expensive, but it turns out this cherished family heirloom is only $19.99 (plus $6.99 shipping and handling).
Personally, I can’t wait to get one so I can hang it on the wall in my office. When times get tough, I will gaze at his confident smile and kind eyes and remember that he’s an inspiration to us all. I may get two, just so the boys don’t fight over it when I depart this mortal coil.
Complete order details are available in the ad below. I encourage you to act now, as this historic piece is limited to just 65 pressing days. Operators are standing by.