There’s not a day that goes by when the boys don’t come out with something that causes me to stop and laugh. Usually it’s the highlight of my day, unless it comes when I’m trying to be a stern disciplinarian, in which case the uncontrollable grin kind of undermines my authority. There were a few good lines tonight…
A : “K, don’t you remember? Mommy and Daddy are always right.” (Amen, son.)
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K: “Daddy, I don’t want to watch Harry Poppins”. (He got Mary Poppins and Harry Potter mixed up. Actually, that would be a hell of a movie.)
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A: “Daddy, can we get a whip and a pistol?” (It sounds like Indiana Jones has infiltrated the Junior Kindergarten playground, which is a little scary.)
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Harry Poppins you say? Hmm. Somebody get me Spielberg on the line.
Too funny!
…had a similar situation with my guy, except it was Mary Potter.
Then of course I was outed as a bad parent when he decided to do a class presentation (including pictures) of Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey.