According to Techorati.com, my humble blog is now the 1,910,875th most popular blog in the entire world.
When I started writing this a couple of years ago, I had no idea it would become so incredibly successful and popular. Originally it was just meant to be a temporary diversion while I was on parental leave. Now that it’s cracked the top 2,000,000, though, I figure the sky’s the limit.
There are so many people I have to thank for making this incredible milestone possible. First, I have to thank my wife for her patience and understanding. I couldn’t have done this without you. Second, I need to give a big shout-out to my four loyal readers, who have stuck with me through thick and thin. You guys are my inspiration, and I really appreciate your support. Finally, I have to thank Al Gore for inventing the Internet. Without you, I’d have to write my musings on music and family life on pieces of paper and hand them out to people on the bus. This is way easier.
I can’t rest on my laurels, though. As hard as it is to believe, there are still 1,910,874 blogs that are more popular than mine. To achieve my goal of unseating The Huffington Post from the top spot, I have decided to quit my job and become a full-time blogger. You can look forward to more insightful political analysis, more celebrity gossip, and more ads for smiley face emoticons and Geico Insurance. It’s going to be huge.