Why do you hate words so much? You’re a word-hater. These are lovely words that enrich and expand our vocabulary of expression. Did your mother read technical manuals to you as a child? Maybe for Christmas I need to buy you The Runaway Bunny. It’s written for children and includes such words a “soporific.” Isn’t that an awesome word?
Why can’t we all just get along? Quit picking on words.
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Why do you hate words so much? You’re a word-hater. These are lovely words that enrich and expand our vocabulary of expression. Did your mother read technical manuals to you as a child? Maybe for Christmas I need to buy you The Runaway Bunny. It’s written for children and includes such words a “soporific.” Isn’t that an awesome word?
Why can’t we all just get along? Quit picking on words.
First I’m starting with words. Then I’m moving on to entire books. The first book I’ll ban? The Runaway Bunny.
…and we’ll all be “communicating” in Newspeak.