Monthly Archives: June 2009

K’s Father’s Day Present

It was Wednesday morning, and I couldn’t find my keys. In the rush to get out the door, I did a quick check of the usual places (basket, kitchen counter, dresser, pants pocket), but they weren’t there. Strange, I thought, … Continue reading

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Best. Product. Ever.

I had an idea for this exact same product years ago, but I never got around to obtaining a patent.  Just like my “novelty wigs for bald babies“, other people are raking in the cash because I was too lazy … Continue reading

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These People Can Read?

A certain national arts institution confirmed this week that it was facing a significant financial problem for the next two seasons. With a looming budget deficit of nearly $4 million for next year, the institution has no choice but to … Continue reading

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Next to Godliness

Among my many flaws is a somewhat compulsive need to maintain a clean and orderly home. It is practically impossible for me to go to bed if there are dirty dishes stacked on the counter. I get an adrenaline rush … Continue reading

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