My previous contained a couple of notable band names, including Pony F*ck and Douchebag Time. This was just the tip of the iceberg, as the good folks over at the AV Club have posted their annual list of the best & worst band names of 2008.
I appreciate that many of these bands have chosen offensive names in a desperate cry for attention, and by paying attention to them we’re simply supporting juvenile behaviour. However, it is a staggeringly awesome list – you should totally check it out here.
Here are some of the highlights, with my personal favourites in bold (and with some editing for my more sensitive readers).
3 Piston A** Hammer
Benighted In Sodom
Carlos I’m Pregnant
Cemetery Rapist
Circle Of Dead Children
Engaged In Mutilating
Evangenitals
F*g Cop
Jesus Causes Cancer
Labrador Dali
Lambs Of Abortion
Menstrual Tramps
Meth Teeth
Methadone Abortion Clinic
My Son My Executioner
Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head
One Whore’s Town
Parasitic Extirpation
Sh*tty Sh*tty Band Band
Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition
Sweatpants In Public
The Whambamthankyouma’ams
Touched By A Janitor
Haha that’s excellent. I’m the drummer for the EVANGENITALS. Although I’m considering approaching 3 Piston A&% Hammer. Happy Holidays