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Monthly Archives: May 2008
The Police and Elvis Costello
17 years after attending my last arena rock show (Rush at Maple Leaf Gardens), B and I headed off to Scotiabank Place last night to hear The Police and Elvis Costello. We’ve been looking forward to it for a long time, and it turned out to be a great night.
6:30 – We arrive about an hour before the show. T-shirts are $40 – some uberfans are buying them and putting them on right away in a public display of total dorkness. The crowd seems…old. Then I realize they’re all the same age as me. Ergo, I’m old. Sigh.
6:37 – I spot a rare Tim Horton’s Roll Up The Rim to Win cup. Then another. And another. I guess Tim’s had stocked up for a long playoff run, but the Sens feeble effort leaves this place as the last bastion of RUTR2W goodness. I’m tempted to get a coffee just to roll one more time, but decide drinking coffee at a rock concert is just too lame, even for me.
6:50 – We arrive at our seats. Section 309, row H, seats 22 & 23. For $95 each (plus service charge), we are roughly one mile from stage. Our view is impeded by a plexiglass shield. This sucks.
7:20 – A happy quartet walks by us and says, “That guy just gave us better seats!” The man in front of us leaps up and heads off in search of this magical person. I elbow B, and she agrees to check it out, too.
7:30 – Just as Elvis Costello and the Impostors take the stage, B grabs me and says “You owe me big time”. My wife is awesome. With new tickets in hand, we fight our way through the crowd to the promised land.
7:35 – We open the curtain to Section 109 and find ourselves just 40 feet from stage right. Our seats are amazing – we have a great view of the band and can check out some of the goings-on backstage. It reminds me of the spot I used to watch a lot of orchestra concerts from, except a lot louder (and cooler). I wonder why I didn’t buy tickets here instead, and then I remember they were $210 a pop.
8:20 – Elvis finishes up a great performance with (What’s So Funny ‘bout) Peace, Love, and Understanding? The whole set was so well-crafted, and it was a pleasure watching such a crack band doing its thing. I got a real kick out of watching over Steve Nieve’s shoulder as he went repeatedly went nuts on his Wurlitzer. I haven’t listened to much of Elvis’s stuff, and it looks like I have a lot of catching up to do.
8:45 – After a pretty quick change-over, The Police bound onto stage. For a second I think Malcolm McDowell is their new lead singer, but it’s just Sting sporting a scraggly beard. Speaking of look-a-likes, I think Stewart Copeland looks a lot like a paranoid Stephane Dion.
The next two hours pass by in a blur. The set includes 21 songs, with barely a break between them. For three guys who are rumoured to hate each other, they have undeniable musical chemistry on stage. Sting’s voice sounded great, Andy’s guitar riffs were note-perfect, and Stewart complimented his usual precise hi-hat work with some nice percussion stuff.
As The Police wrapped up with a 20-minute encore, I was reminded that there are few things more enjoyable in the world than hearing people make music at a really high level. Add in a few hundred speakers and lights, several video screens, 12,000 screaming fans, and the beautiful woman in the seat beside me, and I can’t think of a place I’d rather be.
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For the hard-core fans, here’s last night’s set list…
Bring On The Night
Demolition Man
Walking On The Moon
Synchronicity II
Voices Inside My Head
When The World Is Running Down
Don’t Stand So Close To Me
Driven To Tears
Hole In My Life
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
Wrapped Around Your Finger
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
Invisible Sun
Message In A Bottle
Can’t Stand Losing You
Roxanne
King Of Pain
So Lonely
Every Breath You Take
Next To You
We’re Number One!
Earlier this week, MoneySense Magazine published its annual list of the best places to live in Canada. I was pleasantly surprised to see that Ottawa finished in first place, ahead of usual suspects Victoria and Vancouver. The top 10 looks like this:
1. Ottawa
2. Victoria
3. Fredericton
4. Kingston
5. Levis
6. Moncton
7. Winnipeg
8. Burlington
9. Halifax
10. Vancouver
Of course, these lists are always subject to a fair amount of criticism, especially if you happen to live in one of the cities that didn’t fair too well (hello Port Alberni at no. 154). As might be expected, MoneySense placed a lot of emphasis on financial considerations, such as average household income, average housing prices, and disposable income. They also considered other factors, such as weather, crime rate, and the availability of doctors.
What’s missing from the list of criteria are the intangibles, those elements that make a city great that can’t be quantified. The natural surroundings, architecture, city planning, and cultural community weren’t really factored into these rankings in any meaningful way, yet most people would probably consider these to be more important than the number of new cars on the road.
In any case, Ottawa won this particular competition, and we did so in a typically Ottawa fashion. We didn’t finish first in any category – in fact, our highest rank was 19. However, we were above average in almost every category, and that was enough for us to crush Victoria.
“It was to some degree a triumph of mediocrity, but it was consistent mediocrity”, said the editor of the magazine. Perhaps “Ottawa: Consistently Mediocre” could replace the previous city motto of “Ottawa: Technically Beautiful”. (I’m not making that up – that’s the motto the city came up with in 2001 after spending $200,000 on research).
Here are a few other notable cities:
16. Waterloo
35. Calgary
50. Kitchener
51. Toronto
58. Thunder Bay (my birthplace)
73. Cambridge (my hometown)
82. Montreal (?)
86. Hamilton
